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Micro-Phonies starring the Three Stooges - Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard

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The Three Stooges are working in a radio station where a pretty girl (Christine McIntyre’s debut with the Three Stooges) has just made a recording of “Voices of Spring” under an assumed name. She wants to hide her aspiring singing career from her disapproving society parents while auditioning for Mrs. Bixby’s “Krispy Krunchy” radio program. After a run-in with a pompous violinist, the boys find the record and Curly starts mimicking to it, dressed as a woman. Mrs. Bixby witnesses their performance and is impressed enough to hire “Senorita Cucaracha” (Curly) and Señor Mucho (Moe) and Señor Gusto (Larry) for her radio program. The boys show up in their disguises to “sing” at a Mrs. Bixby’s party but run into trouble when Moe smashes the record over Curly’s head. The real singer tries to help by singing from behind a curtain while Curly mimics, but she is discovered and the Stooges exit to a hail of phonograph records.

Micro-Phonies is available as part of the Three Stooges DVD collection Curly Classics.

Funny movie quotes from Micro-Phonies, starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Curly)

Curly: My! Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk! Ain’t she pretty!
Moe: You can say that again!
Curly: My! Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk! Ain’t she pretty!
Moe: (slaps Curly) Quiet, you imbecile!
Curly: You said I could!

Moe: I know accidents will happen, fellows. Now take this wrench ...
Larry: I don’t want it! (Moe hits Larry and Moe with the wrench)

Moe: (sees a microphone) Oh, a micro-phoney! (Moe goes to the microphone)
Curly: And a phoney at the mike!

Moe: Use Gritto, radio friends, the soap that gives your hands that dishpan look. How will the old man know you’ve been working… if your hands -don’t- have that dishpan look, hmm?
[chuckles]
Moe: Put a box of Gritto in a glass of water, then listen to it fizz…
[Larry and Curly honk a large horn. Moe is irked]
Moe: Dopes. Remember, Gritto spelled sideways, is ‘ot-tri-gruh-guh-guhhh’.

Moe: Money? Did you say money?
Curly: I remember the stuff ...

Moe: Quite a shack, this Bixby joint.
Larry: Yeah, reminds me of reform school.

Italian singer: Oh, cherries, huh?
[while smashing a handful of cherries in the party guest’s face]
Italian singer: See how you like them, tough guy! See how you like them!

Moe: (as the near-sighted Italian singer is staring at him without his glasses) Oh, short eyeballs, eh?

Moe: Quiet! You lost your voice.
Curly: (looking on the floor) Where?