You can tell it’s going to be a rotten day when…
- You wake up face down on the pavement
- You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold
- You see a ‘60 minutes’ news team waiting in your office
- You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city
- You wake up to discover your waterbed has broken, then remember you don’t have a waterbed
- Your car horn goes of accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels down the motorway
- Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache
- Your boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat
- You wake up and your braces are locked together
- You call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your business
- Your income tax check bounces
- You put both contact lenses in the same eye
- Your pet rock snaps at you
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