If people from Star Trek ran for president, what would their campaign slogans be like?
- Vote Dax/Odo - The team that adapts.
- Vote for Troi - “I feel your pain!”
- Lursa/B’tor - Who needs an election?
- Vote Chacotay - A REAL American!
- Vote for Spock - “Yes I did do spores back in the 60’s but I did not inhale!”
- Captain Picard - Make it so.
- Vote Gowron - or else!
- Vote for Locutus - Resistance is futile
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Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/24 at 10:58 PM
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