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Funny quotes from The Great Train Robbery - I Love Lucy season 5

Fred Mertz (William Frawley): [carrying luggage] Boy, these are heavy!
Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): Why didn’t you let the porter carry them?
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): I’ll give you three guesses!
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): I need the exercise. I’m building up my muscles.
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): You’d build up more muscles by prying open that wallet of yours!

Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): I heard they have wonderful food on this train, and I want to get in there before it’s all gone.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Don’t worry, they’re ‘ll be plenty. They heard you were coming.

ConductoRicky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz) Did you stop this train?
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Me?
ConductoRicky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz) You.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Uh ...
ConductoRicky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz) Ma’am, did you stop this train by pulling that handle?
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Well, I didn’t do it by dragging my foot.

Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): Why don’t you mind your own business?
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): I am minding my business as a citizen.
Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): That’s terrible.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Gee, it sure is. I can’t hear a thing.

Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): I have never been so embarrassed in my whole life. Everybody on the train is talking about the screwy redhead with the itchy trigger finger.

Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Come on, Fred. Let’s get out of this food and into something more comfortable.

Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Gee, they have all the luck. Their car is right next to the diner.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Well maybe I can get you an upper right over the stove. Then you can just let down a basket for your food.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Ricky told me not to tell you something.
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): You’re not going to let a little thing like that stop you, are you?