The Politically Correct Dictionary

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Old	New
conservative	reactionary
The Establishment	White Power Elite
hearing person	temporarily aurally abled
sighted person	temporarily visually abled
blind	visually challenged
mute	vocally challenged
dead	metabolically different
alive	temporarily metabolically abled
ugly	aesthetically challenged
rude	politically correct
psychopath	socially misaligned
bald	follicularly challenged
non-white, non-male	oppressed
white	melanin impoverished/genetically oppressive
white male	oppressor
black	african-american
asian	asian-american
afro-american	african-american
pregnancy	parasitic oppression
janitor	sanitation engineer
dish washer	utensil sanitizer
dairy	where cows are raped
ranch	where cattle are murdered
egg ranch	where hens are raped
biology department	where animals are tortured and then murdered to fulfill the sadistic fantasies of white male scientist lakeys of the imperialistic drug companies
fishing	raping the oceans
farming	exploiting mother earth
paper bag	processed tree carcass

Many of the labels from the 80's are now passe. Here is a partial list of the denotations that are now acceptable (all labels are subject to change without notice).

old	80's	90's
deaf	hearing impaired	aurally challenged
blind	sight impaired	visually challenged
retarded	mentally handicapped	mentally challenged
queer	gay/homosexual	queer [strange but true]
fat	big boned	alternative body image