Surgeon:
- Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
- Is more productive than a train
- Is faster than a speeding bullet
- Walks on water
- Talks with God
Internist:
- Leaps short buildings in a single bound
- Is more powerful than a switch engine
- Is faster than a speeding BB
- Walks on water if the sea is calm
- Talks with God if special request is approved
General Practitioner:
- Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
- Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
- Can fire a speeding bullet
- Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
- Is occasionally addressed by God
Resident:
- Barely clears a picket fence
- Loses tug-of-war with a train
- Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
- Swims well
- Talks with animals
Intern:
- Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to leap buildings
- Is run over by a train
- Is not issued ammunition
- Dog paddles
- Talks to walls
Medical Student:
- Runs into buildings
- Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times
- Wets himself with a water pistol
- Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver
- Mumbles to himself
Nurse:
- Lifts buildings and walks under them
- Kicks trains off the track
- Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them
- Freezes water with a single glance
- Is on a first-name basis with God
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