A young woman was out for a walk one day, and noticed a little old man happily rocking in a chair on his porch and approached him.
“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long and happy life?”
“Well, miss, I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey every week, eat fatty foods, and I never exercise.”
“That’s amazing!” the woman said. “How old are you?”
“Twenty-six,” he replied.
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