Three doctors are on a duck hunting trip waiting in a duck blind when a duck flies overhead. The genereal practitioner looks at it and says, "It looks like a duck, it flies like a duck, it’s probably a duck," and takes aim, shoots at it but misses, and the duck flew away. A short while later, another duck flew overhead, and the pathologist looked at it, then looked through the pages of a bird manual, and said, "Hmmmm, green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound, might be a duck," he raised his gun to shoot but the duck was well gone. A third duck flew overhead. The surgeon raised his gun and fired almost without looking, brought the bird down, and turned to the pathologist and said, "Go see if that was a duck,"
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