Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!
Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer’s heart?
Because even Cupid can’t hit a target that small!
Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a great big kiss?
What did one light bulb say to the other?
“I love you a whole watt!”
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