Wee Wee Monsier (1938) starring The Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard)
In Wee Wee Monsieur, the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine and Curly Howard) are three would-be artists, living in France, and working on their respective arts, and the short film begins with them singing The Lollipop Song ("the lollipop, the lollipop, the la-la-la-lollipop—woo woo!"). After some short slapstick, the Three Stooges try to ‘catch’ some food by ‘fishing’ out of their second story window, and catching bread from a vendor’s cart on the street—and accidentally ‘catching’ a French police officer’s pants as well! Being thrown out of their apartment for being 8 months behind on their rent, the Stooges espy the offices of the French Foreign Legion—and while thinking that this must be the French branch of the American Legion (and that they can send them home to America), the Three Stooges inadvertently sign up for the French Foreign Legion—which leads to the second part of the film.
Vernon Dent, as their sergeant, makes the mistake of assigning the Three Stooges to guard the captain—who is promptly kidnapped while the Stooges fight over how to march. What to do? The only sensible thing—disguise themselves as Santa Claus and rescue the captain! Well, sensible for the Stooges, at least. Despite the silliness, or more likely because of it, the Stooges rescue the captain from his captives and escape on Santa’s sleight.
Wee Wee Monsieur is available as part of The Three Stooges Collection volume 2 DVD.
Funny movie quotes from Wee Wee Monsieur starring The Three Stooges—Moe, Larry, Curly
Moe Howard: The landlord’s threatened to throw us out.
Curly Howard: What’s he squawking about, we only owe for eight months.
Curly Howard: Ah my fair beauty, open up thy curtains so that I might see your fair kisser.
Moe Howard: Oh boy! I’ll take the blonde!
Larry Fine: I’ll take the brunette!
Curly Howard: I’ll take the black and tan!
[after Moe conks Curly in the head with a chisel, and then apologizes]
Curly Howard: Oh, oui, oui, oui, oui.
Moe Howard: Oui what?
Curly Howard: “Oui” ("We") should be more careful about what we do around here… Chisler!
[Moe conks him again]
Curly Howard: [Moe has taken off Curly’s hat after his beard fell off and then slaps him] Oh you hit Santa Claus just for that no toys.
Curly Howard: [Moe bops Curlys head] Ow ooohhhh!
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