Car Jokes
Jokes dealing with cars, vehicles and motorists
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
clean funny jokes | when car repair isn’t minor
When are car repairs not minor? The answer is obvious ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/30 at 10:47 PM • viewed 1393 times
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Saturday, August 19, 2006
clean funny jokes | The speeding ticket (or, how to avoid a speeding ticket)
Please understand, I *don't* recommend that you do this to avoid a speeding ticket - it's a *joke* after all - but a very, very *funny* joke - I love the punchlinePosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/19 at 10:59 PM • viewed 1315 times
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
10 Things that Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars
Funny but true!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 12:33 AM • viewed 660 times
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Thursday, August 31, 2006
clean funny jokes | defining a red traffic light
A simple, yet oh-so-true definition of a red lightPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/31 at 07:46 PM • viewed 532 times
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Monday, July 31, 2006
clean funny jokes | the snake asks, Are we poisonous?
clean funny jokes | the snake asks, Are we poisonous?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 07/31 at 10:41 PM • viewed 438 times
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Tuesday, July 25, 2006
The stalled car and the stuck horn
How the young lady handles the man leaning on his horn when her car stalls in traffic.Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 07/25 at 08:53 PM • viewed 430 times
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Problem with parallel parking
The young lady's problem with parallel parkingPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 07/25 at 09:02 PM • viewed 400 times
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Saturday, November 25, 2006
Billy Graham as his Chauffeur
An old joke, with an old punchline, producing the same old laughs! Who would have Billy Graham as his chauffeur, anyway?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/25 at 01:54 PM • viewed 399 times
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006
clean funny jokes | driving the speed limit
Can allergies explain exceeding the speed limit?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/30 at 10:28 PM • viewed 395 times
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Thursday, August 31, 2006
clean funny jokes | how to conserve millions of gallons of gas
Frankly, there's a simple solution to conserving all of the gas that we need -- it's amazing that nobody has thought of it before ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/31 at 07:40 PM • viewed 391 times
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Saturday, July 29, 2006
His wife called to say the car was flooded
What happened when his wife called to say the car was floodedPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 07/29 at 04:08 AM • viewed 385 times
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006
clean funny jokes | the drawback with electric cars
Many people enjoy the advantages of electrical cars, looking forward to reducing pollution - but there is a drawback.Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/30 at 10:54 PM • viewed 361 times
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Thursday, August 31, 2006
clean funny jokes | the hitchhiker and the cigarette
The motorist offers the hitchhiker a cigarette, and that's when the trouble beginsPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/31 at 07:52 PM • viewed 357 times
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006
clean funny jokes | the taxi in Chicago
What do you do when you hail a cab, and a pushy person jumps in before you? This is a wonderful solution.Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/30 at 06:13 PM • viewed 357 times
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Friday, September 22, 2006
witty Bumper Stickers | clean funny jokes
A collection of sayings from bumper stickers ... several of which remind me of my father ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 09/22 at 11:29 AM • viewed 345 times
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