Lawyer jokes

Jokes dealing with lawyers, attorneys, counselors, judges, defendants, courtrooms, trials, or other aspects of the legal profession


Tuesday, August 29, 2006

clean funny jokes | the obligatory introductions

I've heard of secret handshakes for members of a secret society to greet each other with, but *this* is ridiculous ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/29 at 08:12 PM • viewed 2249 times
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Sunday, December 03, 2006

A lawyer pun

A truly atrocious pun, based on the phrase 'The check is in the mail'
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/03 at 12:08 PM • viewed 1543 times
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Monday, August 14, 2006

clean funny jokes | Lawyer and doctor discuss billing

clean funny jokes - it's what happens *after* the lawyer and the doctor have their conversation about billing that's funny.
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/14 at 10:12 PM • viewed 1456 times
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Sunday, August 13, 2006

clean funny jokes | The lawyer, the doctor, and the car collision

clean funny jokes - The lawyer, the doctor, and the car collision
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/13 at 08:38 PM • viewed 1427 times
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Monday, July 31, 2006

clean funny jokes - Attorney examinations of witnesses

clean funny jokes - Attorney examinations of witnesses
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 07/31 at 09:43 PM • viewed 1308 times
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Monday, August 14, 2006

clean funny Jokes | Lawyer jokes, part 2

Actual questions asked in court, such as 'Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?'
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/14 at 09:51 PM • viewed 1257 times
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clean funny jokes | collection of jokes about lawyers

funny jokes - collection of jokes about lawyers - not that nice to lawyers, but very funny
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/14 at 10:32 PM • viewed 1140 times
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clean funny jokes | the lawyer’s dog and the butcher

What happens when the lawyer's dog absconds with the butcher's roast ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/14 at 10:23 PM • viewed 1086 times
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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

clean funny jokes | the defendent and the cigars

What can the innocent defendent do to tip the scales of justice in his favor?
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 09/12 at 11:36 AM • viewed 924 times
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

clean funny jokes | an ambulance chaser?

Some lawyers are accused falsely of being ambulance chasers, while others ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/29 at 08:23 PM • viewed 913 times
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Is everyone buckled in?

Normally, 'is everyone buckled in?' is something that I ask my children in the car, but it's different when an airline pilot asks ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/14 at 12:43 AM • viewed 834 times
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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Miscommunication and the judge

A conversation between a judge and a litigant. Reminiscent of Gracie Allen, actually.
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/07 at 06:43 PM • viewed 807 times
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Sunday, August 13, 2006

clean funny jokes | Lawyer and doctor discuss billing

clean funny jokes | The lawyer and doctor discuss billing, at a party.
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/13 at 07:30 PM • viewed 800 times
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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Disorder In The Court - clean funny jokes

From a book called 'Disorder In The Court', they're things people actually said in court, verbatim.
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/22 at 06:09 AM • viewed 776 times
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

clean funny jokes | making angels out of men

I'm starting to suspect that doctors and lawyers shouldn't talk to each other ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/29 at 08:17 PM • viewed 757 times
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