Marriage Jokes

Jokes about marriage, husband, wife, etc.


Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Red Skelton’s recipe for the perfect marriage

Red Skelton's recipe for the perfect marriage - a well-known routine of Red Skelton's.
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 05/23 at 07:46 PM • viewed 5443 times
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Friday, August 25, 2006

clean funny jokes | farewell at the golf course

A tearful farewell at the golf course - of course, it was really the least that he could do ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/25 at 09:37 AM • viewed 1497 times
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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

clean funny jokes | a surefire cure for hiccoughs

All I can say is, I hope that doctor doesn't try this cure on *my* mother!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 09/06 at 12:51 PM • viewed 1359 times
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Friday, December 08, 2006

After the big fight

All married couples have fights on occasion -- what's important is how the fight *ends*
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/08 at 01:15 AM • viewed 1304 times
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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

After the honeymoon

The horrible things that the new husband said to his new wife after they returned home from the honeymoon.
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/27 at 11:06 PM • viewed 1271 times
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

clean funny jokes | the groom returned from overseas

An old joke, that could refer to any soldier returning from any conflict ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/29 at 09:38 PM • viewed 1253 times
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Thursday, August 17, 2006

clean funny jokes | Fight with the Boss

It just goes to prove, there are some things that you can't take back after they're said out loud
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/17 at 08:21 PM • viewed 1132 times
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clean funny jokes | Farmer’s first airplane ride

What happened when the farmer and his wife took their first airplane ride
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/17 at 08:06 PM • viewed 1103 times
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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

A Wife’s Revenge

Husbands out there - *never* get your wife angry - or you won't have a 'remote' chance of happiness
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/06 at 10:11 AM • viewed 921 times
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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Couple Romance after 50 years

A funny joke, rather sweet as well, dealing with a couple that's been married for fifty years -- and still romantic.
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/07 at 10:11 PM • viewed 898 times
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Friday, November 17, 2006

Gift Wrap

Proof positive that men really shouldn't be allowed to wrap Christmas presents ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/17 at 11:06 PM • viewed 897 times
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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Understanding What a Woman Means

As any man who has been married can tell you (and a good many boyfriends *think* they know), there is a vast gulf between what your wife *says* and what she *means* -- this handy guide will help you know which is which!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/06 at 09:41 AM • viewed 821 times
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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Miscommunication and the judge

A conversation between a judge and a litigant. Reminiscent of Gracie Allen, actually.
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/07 at 06:43 PM • viewed 807 times
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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

I’m The Boss

Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/06 at 12:57 PM • viewed 804 times
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Sunday, December 03, 2006

The Perfect Man, the Perfect Woman, and Santa Claus

So what happens when the perfect man and the perfect woman get married, and try to help Santa Claus?
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/03 at 12:42 PM • viewed 768 times
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