Military Jokes
Jokes about the military, soldiers, etc.
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
A military cargo plane lightens the load
You think that they'd be more careful what they throw out ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/06 at 01:41 AM • viewed 1929 times
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Airplane maintenance
*Very* funny listing of airplane maintenance requests, and their hilarious responses from the ground crewsPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/06 at 02:03 AM • viewed 1700 times
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006
clean funny jokes | the groom returned from overseas
An old joke, that could refer to any soldier returning from any conflict ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/29 at 09:38 PM • viewed 1253 times
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Monday, January 29, 2007
Marine’s letter home
This marine's letter home to the folks proves that adversity is in the eye of the beholder. The last two lines are utterly hilarious! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/29 at 05:17 AM • viewed 1004 times
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Friday, November 17, 2006
Merry Christmas, My Friend
This is the original version of the military version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas', as published in Leatherneck magazine in December 1991Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/17 at 09:50 PM • viewed 963 times
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Saturday, August 26, 2006
clean funny jokes | a case of beriberi
What to do with a case of beriberiPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/26 at 11:02 AM • viewed 924 times
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clean funny jokes | British officer addressing the troops in a foreign land
A very old joke, going back (at least) to World War II. I first heard it as 'The British Officer in Rangoon'Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/26 at 11:36 AM • viewed 920 times
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Monday, August 28, 2006
clean funny jokes | a military game of soccer
What happens when the commissioned officers and the non-commissioned play a game of soccer together ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/28 at 07:42 PM • viewed 913 times
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Friday, September 22, 2006
Immunizations in the Navy | clean funny jokes
In the Navy, how many injections are too many?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 09/22 at 10:55 AM • viewed 859 times
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Saturday, August 26, 2006
clean funny jokes | the General and the salute
How long does it take to learn how to salute, anyway?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/26 at 10:47 AM • viewed 832 times
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Friday, August 25, 2006
clean funny jokes | looking for the right piece of paper
What happens when the soldier starts looking at random pieces of paper ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/25 at 10:01 AM • viewed 790 times
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Monday, August 28, 2006
clean funny jokes | the new recruit at guard duty
What happens when the new recruit on guard duty challenges the General - I *love* this punchline!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/28 at 07:50 PM • viewed 766 times
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clean funny jokes | the proud mother
Of course, there are some things your child does that you *shouldn't* be proud of ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/28 at 07:55 PM • viewed 750 times
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clean funny jokes | the new missile
What did the military name its' new missile -- and why?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/28 at 07:40 PM • viewed 731 times
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Sunday, January 28, 2007
Deckhand rescues a naval officer
And what reward is appropriate?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/28 at 10:16 PM • viewed 647 times
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