Politician Jokes

What can be more funny than listening to the raving stupidity of our public servants at their worst?


Saturday, August 19, 2006

clean funny jokes | politicial quotes | John F. Kerry | Army troops terrorizing Iraqi children

John F. Kerry speaking on Face the Nation about U.S. Army troops terrorizing Iraqi kids and children
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Sunday, August 20, 2006

clean funny jokes | Winston Churchill and Nancy Astor

very famous quote from Winston Churchill, responding to his chief detractor, Lady Nancy Astor
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Saturday, November 25, 2006

Taxed in Washington D.C.

The sad part is that, yes, the IRS really does tax us at that rate ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/25 at 11:37 PM • viewed 981 times
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Monday, September 18, 2006

Do all fairy tales start with ‘Once Upon a Time?’ | clean funny joke

The politician answers his daughter's question - but frankly, we already knew the answer!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 09/18 at 10:14 AM • viewed 819 times
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Saturday, August 19, 2006

clean funny jokes | Quotations about politics and politicians

My favorite political quote is from Winston Churchill: Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/19 at 09:45 PM • viewed 679 times
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Checks and Balances | clean funny jokes

When they say that the American political system consists of checks and balances, is this what they mean?
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 10/10 at 01:09 PM • viewed 596 times
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Monday, September 18, 2006

Bill Clinton dreams of the gates of Heaven | Clean funny jokes

So, what will happen when Bill Clinton approaches the heavenly gates?
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 09/18 at 08:51 AM • viewed 553 times
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Winston Churchill and the English teacher

A famous quote, and joke, about Winston Churchill
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 10/11 at 10:07 AM • viewed 549 times
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Friday, December 08, 2006

Definition of Federal Aid

An all-too-true definition of federal aid
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/08 at 01:10 AM • viewed 527 times
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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

clean funny jokes | President Bush visits Mexico

A very old joke, first told (to my knowledge) about President Truman -- but still true (and funny)!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 09/05 at 12:15 AM • viewed 482 times
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Friday, October 06, 2006

How the politician won the election | clean funny jokes

Can you imagine a politician saying these things about his opponent?
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 10/06 at 10:53 PM • viewed 456 times
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

What have you done for me lately? | clean funny jokes

You've heard the expression, 'What have you done for me lately?' Here's the origin of it!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 10/10 at 12:24 PM • viewed 452 times
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Friday, September 01, 2006

clean funny jokes | picking tobacco on Inauguration day

Calvin Coolidge's anecdote about what his son was doing when he was inaugurated President
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 09/01 at 11:18 PM • viewed 446 times
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Sunday, September 17, 2006

Hillary Clinton and the Fortune Teller

What shocking news does the fortune teller have for Hillary Clinton?
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 09/17 at 11:58 PM • viewed 444 times
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Saturday, November 25, 2006

Only in America

America - Land of the Free, Home of the Brave, and melting pot of contradictions
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/25 at 10:33 PM • viewed 400 times
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