Puns
I should be punished for every pun I shed; leave not one puny shred upon my punish head.
Monday, November 27, 2006
One liner Snowman Jokes
A collection of one-liner jokes about snow men - Happy HolidaysPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/27 at 10:13 PM • viewed 2541 times
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One liner fairy tale jokes
A collection of one-line jokes and puns dealing with various fairy tales, such as Red Riding Hood, Aladdin, Cinderella, the three little pigs, etc.Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/27 at 11:14 PM • viewed 1579 times
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Sunday, December 03, 2006
A lawyer pun
A truly atrocious pun, based on the phrase 'The check is in the mail'Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/03 at 12:08 PM • viewed 1543 times
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Monday, November 27, 2006
One line Christmas Jokes
one-liner Christmas jokes and puns - enjoy!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/27 at 11:24 PM • viewed 1259 times
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Chess Nuts
Yes, a pun about Chess Nuts - but not the one you're expecting!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 04:04 PM • viewed 1208 times
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Heated Kayak
But who ever heard of an Eskimo (Inuit) named Kowalski?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/22 at 05:47 PM • viewed 1153 times
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Hollandaise Sauce
Can you make a pun out of Hallandaise Sauce? Find out!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 03:51 PM • viewed 1081 times
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Don’t Mess With The IRS
Tax evasion? What tax evasion?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 03:46 PM • viewed 1063 times
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Espionage In Vietnam
Hard to believe that this has to do with a Monopoly pun -- but it does!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/22 at 05:39 PM • viewed 907 times
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Sunday, November 26, 2006
Hickory Daiquiri
But where's the mouse running up the clock?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/26 at 09:39 AM • viewed 886 times
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Monday, November 27, 2006
Christmas String
An old, funny pun based on the phrase 'I'm afraid not!" I actually use this all of the time, using a short piece of rope that 'magically' ties itself when I get to the punchline ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/27 at 09:52 PM • viewed 802 times
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Friday, December 08, 2006
My brother’s nose
Why is there a bandage on his nose?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/08 at 01:20 AM • viewed 727 times
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Marooned
*Not* the movie with Tom Hanks - a punPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 03:38 PM • viewed 721 times
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Sunday, January 28, 2007
The Titanic and Hellman’s mayonnaise
An atrocious pun -- but isn't that the best kind?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/28 at 10:29 PM • viewed 517 times
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Thursday, December 07, 2006
When Hannibal crossed the Alps
The teacher asks, 'What happened when Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants?' — I love the answer and hope you will too!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/07 at 02:29 PM • viewed 410 times
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