10 Things that Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars
Funny but true!- New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size.
- We’d all have to switch to Microsoft gas.
- The US Government would get subsidies from an auto maker first.
- The oil, alternator, gas and engine warning lights would be replaced by a ‘GENERAL CAR FAULT’ warning light.
- Sun Microsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as reliable, five times as fast, but ran on only 5% of the roads.
- You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.
- You could only have one person in your car at a time, unless you bought CarXP or Car2000, but then you would need to buy more seats.
- Occasionally your car would die for no reason and you would have to restart it. Strangely, you would accept this as normal.
- Everytime the lines on the road were repainted, you’d have to buy a new car.
- People would get excited about the new features of Microsoft cars, forgetting that the same features had been available from other carmakers for years. [Can you say MacinCar?]
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 12:33 AM
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