Abbott and Costello - you’re 40, she’s 10
Abbott and Costello - you're 40, she's 10 - a classic routine from their smash hit movie, Buck Privates.Abbott and Costello - You’re 40, She’s 10
This is a classic routine from Abbott and Costello’s smash hit movie, Buck Privates. It’s a prime example of how Bud Abbott can try to manipulate his friend Lou Costello, with it backfiring on him—unless it involves money, of course.
Bud Abbott: You’re 40 years old, and you’re in love with a little girl, say 10 years old. You’re four times as old as that girl. You couldn’t marry that girl, could you?
Lou Costello: No. ?
Bud Abbott: So you wait 5 years. Now the little girl is 15, and you’re 45. You’re only three times as old as that girl. So you wait 15 years more. Now the little girl is 30, and you’re 60. You’re only twice as old as that little girl.
Lou Costello: She’s catching up.
Bud Abbott: Here’s the question. How long do you have to wait before you and that little girl are the same age?
Lou Costello: What kind of question is that? That’s ridiculous. If I keep waiting for that girl, she’ll pass me up. She’ll wind up older than I am. Then she’ll have to wait for me!
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