Clown Ministry

Clean Funny Jokes - How to know if you attend a Redneck Church

clean funny jokes - You know your Church is a Redneck Church if ... (check the list, you may be on it :)

The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.
People ask, when they learn that Jesus Christ fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch ‘em.
When the pastor says, "I’d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five men and two women stand up.
Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
A member of the Church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain’t never been in a hole it couldn’t get out of."
The choir is knon as the "OK Chorale."

Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/12 at 03:00 PM