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clean funny jokes - Why God never got tenure...- Because He had only one publication.
- And it was in Hebrew.
- And it had no references.
- And it wasn’t published in a refereed journal.
- And some even doubt He wrote it himself.
- It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since then?
- His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
- The scientific community has had a very rough time replicating His results.
- He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
- When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
- When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, He often punished them, or just deleted them from the sample.
- He rarely came to class, just told His students to read the Book.
- He had His Son teach the class.
- He expelled His first two students for learning.
- Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed His tests.
- His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/12 at 02:48 PM