German shepherd applied for fast food job
What happened when the German Shepherd dog applied for a job at the fast food restaurantOne day, a nicely groomed German shepherd dog went to town with his owner, a farmer. From the back of the truck, the dog noticed a sign, “Help Wanted,” in the window of a fast food hamburger joint. While the farmer went into the hardware store for supplies, the dog decided to check out the job opening. Once inside, the dog trotted up to the lady behind the counter, barked, walked back to the sign, and wagged his tail.
Getting the idea, the lady showed him to the manager’s office. Thinking it was a joke, the manager played along, looking over his desk, he said, “You are not qualified, because you can not type.”
In three leaps and bound, the shepherd was on a stool behind the counter, and had pressed the buttons for a double-cheeseburger with fries and a beverage. Bringing back the receipt in his mouth, he jumped back on the couch in front of the manager’s desk.
The stunned manager, stammered, “..bbut you al-also n-n-need good c-c-c-omput-t-ter skills.”
The shepherd jumped onto his desk and proceeded to punch up a spreadsheet showing a hypothetical profit/loss statement correlating employees, overhead costs, sales, and revenue.
The dumb-founded manager shook his head in amazement! Looking at the shepherd, he said, “You are the smartest dog I’ve ever known, and I’d like to hire you, but since we posted an ad asking for someone multilingual, we could get sued if we hire you.”
The dog looked at the manager and calmly said, “Mooooo. Mooooo.” Wagging his tail, cocking his head to the side, the dog thought a little more, and decided to show he also knew a little more, “Meow.”
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