Hillary Clinton and the puppies
But Hillary wants to know, are the puppies Democrats or Republicans?Senator Hillary Clinton was taking a stroll in Washington, D.C. one morning, and came upon a little boy trying to give away a litter of puppies. When Hillary remarked about how cute they were, the little boy said, "Yes, ma’am, they are. They’re Democrats."
Hillary thought this was so sweet that she told the boy if he still had one left by the weekend, she would be glad take one of them home. The boy agreed and Hillary walked on.
The weekend came, and Hillary was again strolling and noticed the little boy with the puppies. Hillary walked up and greeted the young man, who had only two puppies left. She fawns over both of them and the boy remarked this time, "Only two left ma’am, and they’re both Republicans."
Hillary quickly sneered and said, "But the other day, you said the puppies were Democrats."
The boy replied, "Well, yes ma’am. But since then, they’ve opened their eyes."