It’s Time to Re-Assess Your Relationship With Your Computer When
Do you recognize yourself in this list?- You wake up at 4 o’clock in the morning to go to thebathroom and stop to check your email on the way backto bed.
- You turn off your computer and get an awful emptyfeeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- You decide to stay in college for an additional year ortwo, just for the free internet access.
- You laugh at people with modems.
- You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.
- You find yourself typing “com” after every period when using a word processor.com
- You can’t correspond with your mother because she doesn’t have a computer.
- When your email box shows “no new messages” and you feel really depressed.
- You don’t know the gender of your three closest friends because they have non-descript screen name and you neverbothered to ask.
- Your family always knows where you are.
- In real life conversations, you don’t laugh, you justsay “LOL, LOL”
- After reading this message, you immediately forward itto a friend!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 08:55 PM
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