Lucy Meets the Queen - I Love Lucy
After Lucy misses seeing the queen at Buckingham Palace, Ricky gets invited to meet the queen, but not Lucy. Of course, when has 'no' ever stopped Lucy?Lucy Meets the Queen - I Love Lucy season 5
Lucy Meets the Queen is available as part of the I Love Lucy season 5 DVD collection.
Funny quotes from Lucy Meets the Queen - I Love Lucy
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Oh dear.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): What’s the matter?
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Well, I can’t get into my good dress with my girdle off and I can’t curtsy with it on.
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): [to British man] You’ll have to pardon us. We’re Americans; we don’t understand English.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): [trying to make the guard laugh] Did you ever hear the one about the dog psychiatrist that wrote a book? It’s called: Is Your Cocker off his Rocker? Is Your Collie off his Trolley? Is Your Poodle off his Noodle?
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): [after hearing a British man’s answer to her question] And after living with Ricky for 15 years I thought I could understand anybody.
Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): Well, back in Hollywood you came home with John Wayne’s footprints. I don’t want to find Big Ben ticking right next to my bed.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Let’s just go by the palace and look. You know - see if the shades are down.
Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): Yeah, and if the milk is on the front porch, don’t ring the bell.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): It’s not my fault. I just can’t figure out the money over here.
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): What was your excuse in the USA? Fred is now the darling of the bellhops on two different continents.
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Im going to be presented to a queen! Oh, Lucy I’m scared.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Your scared? Think of the queen.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Ricky, if you don’t let me be in that show, I’ll give you such a punch, you’ll talk funnier than you do now!
Ethel [to Lucy]: Honey, it’s only 10 o’clock, Queens don’t get up this early.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): How would you know?
Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): You know how much a pound is?
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Sure, 16 ounces.
Lucy [to palace guard]: You make Ed Sullivan look like laughing boy.
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): I’ll make it. Rome wasn’t built in a day.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Rome wasn’t built like you, either.
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