Clown Ministry

Things Not to Say to Your Parents While at College

At least not until after you graduate ...

Are you saying that I’m not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
Hey Dad, are there any openings at your office?
I just can’t take it anymore. The pressure! The Pressure! Aaaaaaaaaaah! (Click)
Mom, send me some neosporin. I seem to have a lot of cold sores.
I’m coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? Hello, anyone there?
I don’t know, I think a nipple ring makes a fashion statement.
Who are you again?
Come to think of it, you’re right! You’re always right! I’m not going to make any more decisions! You can just take over my life!
Mom, you too can be saved.
I need more money for my gambling ring.
Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
Have you ever tried Vivarin! I mean tried a lot of it at once! It’s amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart...I can’t bre-
Hey Mom, you know how you and Dad got married at 20?

Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 01:44 PM