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‘Twas the Night of Thanksgiving

A poem, with apologies to Clement Moore's 'The Night Before Thanksgiving', about Thanksgiving evening ...

‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn’t sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep
The leftovers beckoned --- The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So I raced to the kitchen, Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground !!

I crashed through the ceiling. Floating into the sky....
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees ...

Happy Thanksgiving to All!!

Pass the Cranberries Please!!

Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/13 at 09:20 PM
 

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