Valentines Day knock knock jokes
Knock knock jokes for Valentines Day - funny and kid-safe as wellKnock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin time! Here’s your valentine!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any Valentines chocolates left for me?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar if she loves me!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cantalolope.
Cantalope who?
Can’t elope, let’s have a church wedding!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/08 at 11:17 AM
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