Airplane jokes
Jokes about airplanes, airlines, pilots, passengers, and other things aviation related
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
A military cargo plane lightens the load
You think that they'd be more careful what they throw out ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/06 at 01:41 AM • viewed 1929 times
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Airplane maintenance
*Very* funny listing of airplane maintenance requests, and their hilarious responses from the ground crewsPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/06 at 02:03 AM • viewed 1700 times
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Funny airline announcements
Very funny announcements made on various airlines - supposedly true!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/06 at 01:12 AM • viewed 1551 times
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Airline Rage
Proof that 'He how controls his tongue is better than he that takes a city'Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/06 at 01:44 AM • viewed 1325 times
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Thursday, August 24, 2006
Airplane making good time
There are many reassuring things that an airplane pilot or navigator can say, but this is not one of them.Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/24 at 09:44 PM • viewed 1157 times
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
A Skydiving lesson
How long do you have before hitting the ground?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/14 at 12:46 AM • viewed 1118 times
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Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Clown Flight School
A good example of why clowns should never operate airplanes or helicoptersPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/06 at 01:32 AM • viewed 1034 times
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Thursday, August 24, 2006
Flying on the first fully-automated airplane
The sort of announcement that you don't hope to hear from the on-board computer on a commercial airplane flight.Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/24 at 11:06 PM • viewed 963 times
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problem with one of the airplane engines
Passenger needs to work on his math -- or his understanding of gravity.Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/24 at 11:18 PM • viewed 956 times
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Sunday, December 10, 2006
Temper tantrum on an airplane
A wonderful cure for a young child throwing a temper tantrum on an airplane ... a pity we can't *really* do this ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/10 at 04:55 AM • viewed 889 times
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Is everyone buckled in?
Normally, 'is everyone buckled in?' is something that I ask my children in the car, but it's different when an airline pilot asks ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/14 at 12:43 AM • viewed 834 times
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Sunday, December 10, 2006
Making Up for Lost Time
There's a right way for an airline pilot to make up for lost time, and there's a *wrong* way ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/10 at 01:14 AM • viewed 777 times
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Thursday, August 24, 2006
airplane makes urgent call to the control tower
Proving once again that the oldest answers can still be the bestPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/24 at 11:26 PM • viewed 716 times
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Sunday, December 10, 2006
Top Twenty Rejected Airline Advertising Slogans
I *can't* understand *why* these were rejected -- oh, wait, yes I can!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/10 at 04:47 AM • viewed 695 times
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Sunday, September 03, 2006
the time is 7:47
Sometimes, the best puns are inadvertent onesPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 09/03 at 08:07 AM • viewed 668 times
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