Church-and-God-jokes

Jokes about Church and/or God - nothing offensive, the sort of joke that you would likely hear a pastor tell from the pulpit

Friday, November 17, 2006

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall

Yet another parody of Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' - but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two versus

Thursday, February 22, 2007

A Bridge to Hawaii

A variation on an old joke -- one that my pastor told from the pulpit a few weeks ago -- I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Monday, September 18, 2006

A Pain in my side | clean funny jokes

Well, it's not exactly *labor* pains, but it's close ...

A simple test - what is the name of God’s Son? | clean funny jokes

Sadly, *this* is about all some people know about Jesus, God's Son ...

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

About those Gideon Bibles in the motel rooms | clean funny jokes

You might almost get the feeling that the motel owners don't *trust* us ...

Thursday, August 24, 2006

airplane makes urgent call to the control tower

Proving once again that the oldest answers can still be the best

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here.

Always, always check your email before sending it -- so this doesn't happen to you.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Bill Gates’ Heavenly Reward

What does Bill Gates have in common with the captain of the Titanic? Not nearly enough, as it turns out ....

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Billy Graham as his Chauffeur

An old joke, with an old punchline, producing the same old laughs! Who would have Billy Graham as his chauffeur, anyway?

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Bob knows everybody | clean funny jokes

Do you know one of those annoying people who claims that they know everyone? What if it was true?

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Church Sayings

Collection of Church sayings, from signs, etc.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

clean funny jokes - Church Bulletin Errors

clean funny jokes - goofs that appeared in church bulletins

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Clean Funny Jokes - How to know if you attend a Redneck Church

clean funny jokes - You know your Church is a Redneck Church if ... (check the list, you may be on it :)

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Clean Funny Jokes - Noisy Little Boy in Church

Clean Funny Jokes - Noisy Little Boy in Church

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

clean funny jokes - the little boy and the rainfall

clean funny jokes - conversation between the little boy and his mother about the rain falling

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