Computer jokes

Jokes about computers, Microsoft Windows, the Internet, and other high-tech goodies


Tuesday, June 06, 2006

clean funny jokes - How to know when your young child has been spending too much time on the Interne

clean funny jokes - a true story - a question asked by my son, Jack
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 06/06 at 07:08 PM • viewed 3596 times
ArticlesJokesComputer jokesKids jokesMothers Day • (0) Comments • (0) TrackbacksPermalink

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

30 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life

Do you have that nagging fear that you, yourself, might be on the list?
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 10:41 AM • viewed 2163 times
ArticlesJokesComputer jokes • (0) Comments • (0) TrackbacksPermalink

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here.

Always, always check your email before sending it -- so this doesn't happen to you.
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/28 at 08:41 PM • viewed 1309 times
Computer jokesChurch-and-God-jokes • (0) CommentsPermalink

Monday, November 13, 2006

Bill Gates’ Heavenly Reward

What does Bill Gates have in common with the captain of the Titanic? Not nearly enough, as it turns out ....
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/13 at 11:50 PM • viewed 1186 times
ArticlesJokesComputer jokesChurch-and-God-jokes • (0) Comments • (2) TrackbacksPermalink

Monday, November 20, 2006

Abort, Retry, Ignore?

The classic parody of Edgar Allen Poe's poem, The Raven, as pertaining to computer use and Microsoft's infamous prompt, 'Abort, Retry, Ignore?' Far too true, and *very* funny!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/20 at 01:35 PM • viewed 1094 times
ArticlesJokesComputer jokes • (0) Comments • (0) TrackbacksPermalink

Caveman Tech Support

Possibly the very first technical support call ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/20 at 02:50 PM • viewed 873 times
ArticlesJokesComputer jokes • (0) Comments • (0) TrackbacksPermalink

Friday, December 08, 2006

Computer Geek Definitions

Daffy definitions for the computer geek/nerd
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/08 at 01:39 AM • viewed 858 times
ArticlesJokesComputer jokes • (0) CommentsPermalink

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Badtimes Virus Alert

Parody of the generic 'virus alert' -- laugh out loud funny! (If you're using a PC, you *do* have antivirus sofware installed, right?)
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/22 at 06:50 AM • viewed 848 times
Computer jokes • (0) CommentsPermalink

Friday, August 25, 2006

clean funny jokes | needing a new power supply

This isn't an actual technical support call, but it quite frankly *could be* -- I've done technical support calls with people *just like this*
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/25 at 08:37 AM • viewed 826 times
ArticlesJokesComputer jokes • (0) Comments • (0) TrackbacksPermalink

Friday, November 17, 2006

‘Twas the Nite Before Implementation

Strictly for the computer nerds among us - but we geeks will laugh out loud at the final 2 lines, since they're *so* true!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/17 at 03:23 PM • viewed 788 times
ArticlesJokesChristmas JokesComputer jokes • (0) Comments • (0) TrackbacksPermalink

Monday, November 20, 2006

An Owed To The Spelling Checker

What's truly scary is, when I taught word processing programs to adults, they would 'correct' words that the spell checker flagged as wrong, even though the words were spelled correctly - and *insist* that the computer *must* be right!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/20 at 08:04 PM • viewed 756 times
ArticlesJokesComputer jokes • (0) CommentsPermalink

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Competition in Business

As someone once said, to every disadvantage, there's an equal and opposite advantage
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/22 at 11:23 AM • viewed 718 times
ArticlesJokesComputer jokes • (0) Comments • (0) TrackbacksPermalink

Thursday, September 21, 2006

You might be a geek if | clean funny jokes

A short list of tests to see if your darkest fears are true ... and you really are a geek
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 09/21 at 11:54 AM • viewed 700 times
ArticlesJokesComputer jokes • (0) Comments • (0) TrackbacksPermalink

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Computer Sayings

series of one-liner computer jokes
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 10:42 PM • viewed 695 times
ArticlesJokesComputer jokes • (0) Comments • (0) TrackbacksPermalink

10 Things that Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars

Funny but true!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 12:33 AM • viewed 660 times
ArticlesJokesCar JokesComputer jokes • (0) Comments • (0) TrackbacksPermalink
Page 1 of 4 pages  1 2 3 >  Last »

DONATIONS Keep clown-ministry.com alive: Mail checks, money orders, cash to: or CLICK PayPal logo to donate!
Tom Raymond
1319 Prairie Road
Madison, WI 53711
USA
Amazon Honor System Click Here to PayLearn More

clown-ministry home | articles | history | skits | miscellaneous | resources | site map | privacy policy

email

Members:
Login | Register | Member List

Join our Mailing List




Lijit Search

Categories


Technorati Profile

  • Complete Archives
  • Category Archives