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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

‘Twas the Month After Christmas

With apologies to Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' - an ode to what happens *after* we eat all of those Christmas treats

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas - military version

A military version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (sincere apologies to Clement Moore) - aka. Santa Claus versus the ICBMs

Friday, November 17, 2006

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall

Yet another parody of Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' - but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two versus

Monday, November 13, 2006

‘Twas the Night of Thanksgiving

A poem, with apologies to Clement Moore's 'The Night Before Thanksgiving', about Thanksgiving evening ...

Friday, November 17, 2006

‘Twas the Nite Before Implementation

Strictly for the computer nerds among us - but we geeks will laugh out loud at the final 2 lines, since they're *so* true!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

10 Reasons Why Prison is Better than College

Only 10?

10 Things that Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars

Funny but true!

10 Things You Learn About Americans From ‘BayWatch’

It's a very sad commentary that foreigners might learn these 'truths' about Americans from watching 'Baywatch'

Thursday, November 16, 2006

12 Days of Christmas Memo

I know that corporate downsizing is inevitible in American business ... but at the North Pole?

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

12 Tips for Managers from Employees

The sad part is, how many managers are *exactly like this*

Thursday, November 09, 2006

21 Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:

Because of so many words that spell the same but sound and mean different - like these!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

30 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life

Do you have that nagging fear that you, yourself, might be on the list?

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

99.9% success rate

A funny list, with a valid perspective on why 99.9% isn't enough ...

Friday, November 17, 2006

A Child’s Christmas Prayer

A wonderful Christmas poem - a true tear-jerker, that everyone should read. Merry Christmas, everyone!

A Christmas Poem

A very funny poem, with a twist ending

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