Star Trek Jokes

Jokes dealing with the original Star Trek series (Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy), Star Trek: The Next Generation (Captain Picard, Riker, Data), Star Trek:Deep Space Nine (Sisko, Kira, Odo), Star Trek: Voyager (Captain Janeway, Paris, Doctor), or Star Trek: Enterprise (Captain Archer, Tripp, T'Pal)


Monday, June 12, 2006

46 Things that never happen in Star Trek - clean funny jokes

funny jokes - 46 things that never happened in Star Trek - for example, #39 - An unknown ensign beams down as part of an away team and live to tell the tale.
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 06/12 at 12:20 AM • viewed 3359 times
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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Star Trek Presidential Campaign Slogans

If people from Star Trek ran for president, what would their campaign slogans be like?
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/24 at 10:58 PM • viewed 2209 times
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Short Star Trek Jokes

short jokes and puns about the various Star Trek characters. My favorite is, 'what would the doctors call their medical practice if they jointly worked together? Bashir, Bones and Crusher.'
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/24 at 11:05 PM • viewed 1458 times
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Everything I need to know, I learned from Watching Star Trek

They always *said* that television was educational ....
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/24 at 11:12 PM • viewed 1281 times
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Star Trek puns

Short Star Trek puns, jokes and groaners - hope you enjoy them as much as I did! Laugh long, and prosper
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/24 at 10:15 PM • viewed 1257 times
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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

The Famous U.S.S.Enterprise / Road Runner Story | clean funny jokes

Funny Jokes - The Famous U.S.S.Enterprise / Road Runner Story. What happens when Captain Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise encounter the strangest life form of all ... the Road Runner from the Looney Tunes
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/08 at 09:03 PM • viewed 1237 times
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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Fifty Ways to Kill an Ensign | Star Trek | clean funny jokes

It's common knowledge that, on the original series, when Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Doctor McCoy and an unnamed ensign would beam down to a planet, it was the red shirted ensign who would die a gruesome death. Now, combine that knowledge with a song parody of the Paul Simon song 'Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover' ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/24 at 11:34 PM • viewed 1022 times
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Star Trek: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A variety of Star Trek characters try to answer the eternal question, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' My favorite is the Grand Nagus' response!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/24 at 11:25 PM • viewed 995 times
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How to Tell A Trekker From A Trekkie

Ever wonder if, as a fan of Star Trek, if you're a trekker or a trekkie? It's time to find out!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/24 at 09:39 PM • viewed 988 times
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Sunday, February 25, 2007

Your Starship Captain might be a Redneck if…

Did you ever wonder what you would get if you crossed Captain James T. Kirk with Jeff Foxworthy? time to find out ....
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/25 at 10:46 PM • viewed 952 times
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Surefire Signs That Star Trek Is Taking Over Your Life

Do you have a Star Trek 'addiction'? If you recognize yourself on this list, then yes, you do!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/25 at 10:59 PM • viewed 921 times
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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Star Wars Characters in the Star Trek Universe

Did you ever wonder which set of characters would win in a head-to-head match, Star Wars vs. Star Trek? Now find out!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/24 at 10:36 PM • viewed 898 times
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Sunday, February 25, 2007

Top 10 least known Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

Some of the Ferengi rules of acquisition that aren't official ... yet!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/25 at 10:30 PM • viewed 859 times
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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Star Trek: The Next Generation meets Dr. Seuss

A very funny 'episode' of Star Trek: The Next Generation, as would have been written by Dr. Seuss
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/24 at 10:27 PM • viewed 854 times
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Sunday, February 25, 2007

Star Trek: The Next Generation Meets Microsoft

A classic parody, with the crew of the Enterprise from Star Trek: The Next Generation using an ... unusual ... tactic to defeat the Borg
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/25 at 08:24 AM • viewed 840 times
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