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Q: How many animals of each kind did Moses bring into the ark?
A: None. Moses didn't bring any animals on the ark, Noah did.
Q: In the state of California, is it legal for a man marry his widow's sister?
A: NO. The man is dead so he can't get married.
Q: What am I? Throw away my outside, eat my inside. Throw away my inside, keep the outside.
A: Corn on the cob.
Q: What needs to be fed, but water will kill it?
A. A fire.
Q: What has 4 wheels, 1 handle, no brakes and carries a lot of goods?
A: A shopping cart.
Q: What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race?
A: The letter E.
Q: How far can a dog run into the woods?
A. Halfway, any farther and he would be running out.
Q: What two things can't you have for breakfast?
A: Lunch and Supper
Q: If there is a plane flying from Texas to Canada, and the plane is going 200 miles per hour and there is a 100 mile per hour head wind, and the plane crashes on the border of Michigan and Canada, where do you bury the survivors?
A: You don't bury survivors!
Q: What walks on 4 legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon?
A: A man.
Q: What word has an E at the front and an E at the end but only 1 letter inside it?
A: An envelope.
Q: A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a triangular roof, which way does it fall?
A. Roosters don't lay eggs!
Q: Sara's mom has four kids. They are named Quarter, Dime, Nickel and ?
A: Sara of course.
Q: There is a red bungalow, everything in the bungalow is red, what colour are the stairs?
A: Bungalows don't have stairs.