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- AMEN:
- The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
- BULLETIN:
- Parish information, read only during the homily.
- CHOIR:
- A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync.
- HYMN:
- A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation’s range.
- INCENSE:
- Holy Smoke!
- JONAH:
- The original "Jaws" story.
- JUSTICE:
- When kids have kids of their own.
- MAGI:
- The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.
- MANGER:
- 1. Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph didn’t have private health coverage.
2. The Biblical proof that holiday travel has always been rough.
- PEW:
- A medieval torture device still found in most churches.
- USHERS:
- The only people in the parish who don’t know the seating capacity of a pew!
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