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Lou Costello : I called 42 Oh, Chucks and you didn’t come in.
Bud Abbott : I came in as soon as you hollered “Oh, Chuck!”
Lou Costello : From now on, don’t wait for me to say “Oh, Chuck!” Get in here on the “Oh!”

Camille : You boys ready to leave?
Lou Costello : I was ready to leave when he put the key in the front door to come in!

Lou Costello : Look, from now on, keep one eye on that candle, another eye on that one, and with the other eye watch me!

Ted Lewis : Is everybody happy?

Lou Costello : If you see a pair of pants go flyin’ through the air, don’t grab ‘em.
Bud Abbott : Why not?
Lou Costello : I’ll be in ‘em! You rated this page: