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Chico : Right now I’d do anything for money. I’d kill somebody for money. I’d kill you for money.
(Harpo looks dejected.)
Chico : Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You’re my friend. I’d kill you for nothing.
(Harpo smiles.)
Groucho : Hey, hey! You know that suitcase is empty?
Chico : That’s all right. We fill it up before we leave.
Groucho : I’m gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there’ll be no cover charge.
Groucho : Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I’ve got a nickel in my pocket.
Groucho : Wages? Do you want to be wage slaves? Answer me that!
Bellhops : No.
Groucho : No, of course not. But what makes wage slaves? Wages!
Groucho : What would you like? Would you like a suite on the third floor?
Chico : No. I’ll take a Pollack in the basement.
Zeppo : Any luck with the 4:30?
Groucho : Yeah. It didn’t hit me.
(Answering telephone.)
Groucho : Hello? Yes? Ice water in 318? Is that so? Where’d you get it? Oh, you want some.
Margaret Dumont : Get out of this room, or I’ll scream for the servants.
Groucho : Let the servants know! Let the whole world know! About us!
Margaret Dumont : You must leave my room. We must have regard for certain conventions.
Groucho : One guy isn’t enough, she’s gotta have a convention.
Groucho : Now here is a little peninsula and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.
Chico : Why a duck?
Groucho : Why, it’s the most exclusive residential district in Florida. Nobody lives there.
(on phone)
Groucho : Believe me, you gotta get up early if you want to get out of bed.
(The Marx Brothers are chasing each other through Mrs. Potter’s suite.)
Groucho : This hotel not only has running water. It has running guests!
Groucho : All along the river, those are all levees.
Chico : That’s the Jewish neighborhood?
Groucho : Well, we’ll pass over that.
Groucho : You can have any kind of a home you want. You can even get stucco. Oh, how you can get stucco.
Groucho : Jail is no place for a young fellow. There’s no advancement. You rated this page:
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