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Funny movie quotes from The Three Stooges' "Idiots Deluxe"

• Moe Howard: If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whip cream! And we haven't got any.

• Judge: Were you ever indicted?
  Moe: Not since I was a baby, your honor.

• [Curly and Larry are unaware that there's a bear in the backseat of their car. The bear hits Curly in the head]
  Curly Howard: HMMM! Cut it out!
  Larry Fine: Cut what out?
  Curly: Don't be cute!
  [the bear hits Curly again]
  Curly: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
  [the bear hits Larry]
  Larry: Oh! What's the idea of hitting me?
  Curly: I hit you because you hit me!
  [brief pause]
  Curly: I didn't hit you!
  Larry: Oh, yes you did. You hit me, but I didn't hit you.
  Curly: Oh, skip it!
  [the bear hits Curly's head on the side, cause his to bump into Larry's]
  Curly: See, you did it again! Ah - hey, how could you have hit me in the head with your hands on your lap?
  Larry: Yeah!
  Curly: What a dope I am!
  Larry: I'll say!
  Curly: It was Moe all the time!
  [Curly turns around]
  Curly: Listen, I got -
  [the bear growls]
  Curly and Larry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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