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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Police let me in, I'm freezing!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb who?
Honey comb your hair.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Issabelle
Issabelle who?
Issabelle broken? I had to knock.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Impatient cow
Impatient...
MOO!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lena a little closer and I'll tell you.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Chooch
Chooch who?
I didn't know there was a train in here!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in or you'll be sorry!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Awktch.
Awktch who?
Gesundheit, and God bless!