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Clown 1: Wow, what a nice silver medal!  How did you win it?

Clown 2: By singing!

Clown 1: And how did you win the gold medal?

Clown 2: By stopping!




Clown 1: I won second prize in a singing contest once!

Clown 2: Really? How many people were in the contest?

Clown 1: Two!

Clown 2: Uh huh.  What did the winner sing?

Clown 1: Nothing!  They just heard me sing, and they awarded him first prize!


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Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 07/31 at 08:39 PM
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