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A man receives a telephone call from his doctor. The doctor says: “About these medical tests we did, I have some good news and some bad news.”
The man asks for the good news first:
“The good news is that you have 24 hours to live,” says the doctor.
The man, incredulously: “If that is the good news, then what is the bad news??”
“I couldn’t reach you on the phone yesterday.”
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/13 at 06:28 PM
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