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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?

A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: To prove that he wasn’t chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done.

(or, if you’re old enough to appreciate it, because Colonel Sanders was chasing him)

(or, if you’re of fan of the original Star Trek series, to boldly go where no chicken has gone before)
Q: Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?

A: She got tired of all of the jokes.