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Funny movie quotes from Laurel and Hardy’s A Chump at Oxford

Stan Laurel: You know what the trouble is don’t you. We never had no education. That’s whats the matter. You see, we’re not illiterate enough.

Oxford Student: Pardon me but haven’t you come to the wrong college ?
Oliver Hardy: Well, this is Oxford isn’t it ?
Oxford Student: Yes but you’re dressed for Eton.
Stan Laurel: Well, that’s swell, we haven’t eaten since breakfast.

Stan Laurel: This joint is really screwy! There’s a gent over there who just said he wants his salad served undressed!
Oliver Hardy: Well, you heard what he said - serve the salad undressed!

Stan Laurel: Fatty, lift up your chin. No no no, both of them!