Christmas Jokes

Jokes about Christmas, trees, ornaments, elves, St. Nick, etc.

Friday, November 17, 2006

A Child’s Christmas Prayer

A wonderful Christmas poem - a true tear-jerker, that everyone should read. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Thursday, November 16, 2006

12 Days of Christmas Memo

I know that corporate downsizing is inevitible in American business ... but at the North Pole?

Monday, November 27, 2006

One line Christmas Jokes

one-liner Christmas jokes and puns - enjoy!

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

‘Twas the Month After Christmas

With apologies to Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' - an ode to what happens *after* we eat all of those Christmas treats

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas - military version

A military version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (sincere apologies to Clement Moore) - aka. Santa Claus versus the ICBMs

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Merry Christmas knock-knock jokes

Friday, November 17, 2006

A Police Officer’s Night Before Christmas

A very touching version of Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas - as Santa Claus visits a sleeping cop. A warm tribute to all police officers everywhere. Code Four and Good Night.

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall

Yet another parody of Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' - but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two versus

A Christmas Poem

A very funny poem, with a twist ending

Merry Christmas, My Friend

This is the original version of the military version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas', as published in Leatherneck magazine in December 1991

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Funny Christmas quotes

My favorite is, 'I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.' -- Shirley Temple

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

One line Animal Christmas Jokes

A collection of one-liner Christmas jokes that feature animals, such as 'Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!'

Friday, November 17, 2006

Gift Wrap

Proof positive that men really shouldn't be allowed to wrap Christmas presents ...

Eat The Last Piece Of Fruitcake

Sung to the tune of 'Last Train to Clarksville' by The Monkees - a very funny song parody (unless, of course, you *love* Christmas fruitcake)

Monday, November 20, 2006

A Christmas Poem For Mom

Cute, funny poem for your mother ... have you called her lately?

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